A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law. Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance. According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.
Fox urine? Really? Can I ask a stupid question? Why not use human urine? I mean wouldn’t it be easier to fill your super soaker with your own piss rather than trying to get a fox to take a leak into a squirt gun? Anyway you kind of got to give these teenagers some credit. Listen if I’m getting ready to teepee a guy’s house and see him suddenly coming at me with night vision goggles and a super soaker filled with fox urine, I abort that mission so fast it would make your head spin. Some things just aren’t worth fighting for and this is one of them. Either way this dude didn’t deserve to get arrested. If you attack his house he has the right to defend it anyway he sees fit. If that mean open firing fox piss on people than so be it.
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