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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Ode To The Us Government

Pretty Boy Floyd

If you'll gather 'round me, children,
A story I will tell
'Bout Pretty Boy Floyd, an outlaw,
Oklahoma knew him well.

It was in the town of Shawnee,
A Saturday afternoon,
His wife beside him in his wagon
As into town they rode.

There a deputy sheriff approached him
In a manner rather rude,
Vulgar words of anger,
An' his wife she overheard.

Pretty Boy grabbed a log chain,
And the deputy grabbed his gun;
In the fight that followed
He laid that deputy down.

Then he took to the trees and timber
To live a life of shame;
Every crime in Oklahoma
Was added to his name.

But a many a starving farmer
The same old story told
How the outlaw paid their mortgage
And saved their little homes.

Others tell you 'bout a stranger
That come to beg a meal,
Underneath his napkin
Left a thousand dollar bill.

It was in Oklahoma City,
It was on a Christmas Day,
There was a whole car load of groceries
Come with a note to say:

Well, you say that I'm an outlaw,
You say that I'm a thief.
Here's a Christmas dinner
For the families on relief.

Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.

And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won't never see an outlaw
Drive a family from their home.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Media Dictionary: Arab-Israeli Conflict

American Scofflaw

Definitions:

Caught in the Crossfire: When Palestinian civilians are killed.
Retaliation: When Israeli army or settlers kill Palestinians.
Escalation: (synonym/can be used interchangeably with Provocation): Any act of violence or resistance by the Palestinians.
Murdered: When Israeli Civilians are killed.
Brutal/cowardly/ghastly: adjectives describing attacks on Israelis.
Self defense: Any act of violence by Israelis .
Terrorism: Any act of violence by the Palestinians.
Civilians: Armed settlers are civilians when killed. Try to avoid using this term for Palestinians.
Neighborhoods: Areas inhabited by Israeli settlers especially if targeted by shooting (light guns)
Positions: Any Palestinian towns and villages especially when bombed by helicopter gunships or raked with large caliber machine guns .
Tragedy: Any Israeli death .
Deserved: Any Palestinian death.
Squatters: Palestinian natives .
Democratic ally: Synonym for Israel.
Disputed Areas: Any Palestinian or Arab land occupied by Israel in defiance of International law.
Anti-Semite: Person condemns Israeli violations of Palestinian civil and human rights.
Victims: Any Jewish Israeli .
Attacker: Any Palestinian engaging in any form of resistance (violent or not). Also see terrorist.
Targets: Palestinian buildings, homes, offices - What the Israeli military designates as military targets.
Attack/bombing/murder: Acts the Palestinians commit when directed at Israelis .
Clashes: This is a difficult term to understand but is generally used when Palestinians die .
Measures (e.g. Economic measures, security measures) : Any acts the Israelis commit (blockades, collective punishment, shelling neighborhoods, starving a population etc) .
Security: Anything the Israeli government chooses to do. This can include land confiscation, extra-judicial killings, home demolitions, destruction of groves, uprooting trees, blockades etc. The term security is reserved for use only with the word Israel or Israeli and must never
be applied to Palestinians. Lashing out: A term reserved for Palestinians and acts they commit against Israelis
Under siege: Again a term for use by the Israelis as in Palestinians have put Israelis under siege. Exact meaning depends on the circumstances. Never use for Palestinian towns or villages.

Rules:


When to use Passive voice: If the violent action is committed by Israelis (e.g. 2 Palestinians were killed, one of them a 9 year old).
When to use active voice: If the action is committed by Palestinians (e.g. Palestinians killed a Jewish child, Palestinians kills teenager).
While reporting about Israelis: "2 Israelis were injured", while reporting about Palestinian use the verbs claimed, say etc.
"Palestinians say woman dies of teargas inhalation in West Bank" (e.g. Ha'aretz)
Names: Must be included for any Jewish victims, always avoid names for Muslim or Christian victims but use numbers in stead (remember in the passive voice, e.g. 2 Palestinians died in clashes).
When an Israeli is killed: It is important to note his or her profession, where he/she is from and was going, whether or not he/she is religious, and whether or not he/she is an immigrant from the U.S. or Russia. If the dead person is survived by a spouse and children, this should be noted. If the victim is a youngster, the school they attended should be mentioned, and their friends' feelings should be noted. in general, people who knew the dead person should testify to their humanity.
When a Palestinian is killed, they should not be personalized in any way.
When an Israeli is killed, it is useful to include graphic descriptions of the death scene - the covered body, the fragments of flesh, the path of flowing blood, etc.

Please ensure that your local media editor/journalist receives this list.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

Man Up $$$, Scofflaw

Japan would be able to shoulder 50% at best of the U.S. government-projected $10 billion cost of relocating U.S. Marines from Okinawa to Guam, not the 75% that Washington wants Tokyo to pay, a key member of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party said Sunday.


American Scofflaw

Japan is willing to pay 50% to move Marines to Guam, not 75% and here is the reason why in case you have forgotten.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Heal Thyself, Scofflaw

Saturday, March 1, 2008

No Thank You, Scofflaw

Comcast Will Charge You $2 To Stop Sending You Junk Mail
American Scofflaw

if you call Comcast and ask them to stop sending you anything other than your bill, they'll agree but quietly slap you with a $1.99 "change of service" fee.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Pay Up, Scofflaw!

American Scofflaw

Anyone who has ever seen Aaron Russo's documentary "From Freedom to Fascism" knows precisely what we are dealing with here.

And all most tax protesters are saying is, "show us the law" compelling us to pay these taxes.

The problem is, they can't.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Join Today, Die Tomorrow


American Scofflaw
Profile in US military recruiting scams

The US military is resorting to some very heavy handed tactics to lure unsuspecting suckers into military service. The motivation is desperation. Nobody is signing up, and the military justy doesn’t have enough w arm bodies to fill the ranks.

Anything is better than nothing so the scam floodgates are wide open. Criminal record, no problem. Can’t read or write, okay. Just sign on the line and we’ll take it from here. Of course, if you don’t come back, you don’t come back, that’s all.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Get Away, Scofflaw





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