What Would Charlie Manson Say?

Last week, Cheney was all over TV setting the stage for pardons

American Scofflaw

I wonder what would have happened if Charlie Manson has used that as a defense?

"Yes, your honor, I did authorize the killing of Sharon Tate and the rest, but you know, we need to focus on the future rather than the past!"

I wonder if Dick Cheney believes that Jews drink the blood of Christian children? Because under waterboarding, both with the Nazis and the Inquisition, Jews confessed to doing so!

So, if Dick Cheney is correct and waterboarding produces reliable results, then yes indeed, Jews did drink the blood of Christian Children.

Likewise, and again during the inquisition, countless women, including nuns, confessed to having actual carnal relations with Satan after being waterboarded.

So, if Dick Cheney is correct and waterboarding produces reliable results, then Satan is holed up at the Hyatt in
Ft. Worth, knocking up nuns as I type this!

Or...

We recognize that the Jews who confessed to drinking the blood of children did so only to stop their torture. And likewise we recognize that the victims of the inquisition said whatever their tormentors wished to hear, simply to stop the water and the fire.

You cannot have it both ways, Dick. If the screamed confessions of Iraqi victims are all true and accurate, then women do indeed turn into black cats at midnight!