The Sexist GM

American Scofflaw

“She’s really sharp. She’s very much polished in terms of her reporting,” the drooling GM said. “Having a woman on your sports team is important, especially when she is wearing a tight, short mini and high heels.”

“Girl X is the first woman on the American Scofflaw sports staff since what’s her name bolted for national sports television network ESPN in the summer of , um, whenever it was, 2006,” said the GM.

American Scofflaw station management and ownership had wanted a woman since you know who’s departure.

Girl X officially replaces the has-been, whose contract wasn’t renewed.

“His last day is tomorrow, if he isn’t kicked out sooner,” said the panting GM. “Anyone who says women don’t watch sports is so wrong,” he said. “We have the numbers to back it up. Women watch. They always love a good gossip or catfight. Oh, they’ll watch, believe me.”