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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Hosni looks like shit

Protesters Storm Egyptian Tank - Egypt Protests - Special Broadcast Tonight



American Scofflaw

Why are Western governments so concerned about an unstable Egypt? In addition to all of obvious reasons, two words: Suez Canal, which is literally one of the biggest arteries of crude oil that fuels the U.S. economy.

That's the way the deal works...so who do they go after? They go after us



The Gay Secretary

'The white shoe boys are off limits...street gangs are too tough and wily...etc'...Listen closely to this man!!!

So let me get my head around this: the greatest beneficiary of the US invasion and occupation of Iraq has been...IRAN!?!?!?!

The Gay Secretary

OK, for the gazillionth time: Iran is a signatory to the NNPT

The international nuclear protocol which states that members can only use nuclear energy for peaceful purposes, and not for weapons.

The nuclear power plant they are building, with Russian technical assistance, is consistently inspected by the IAEA. To date, no nuclear materials have been found to have "gone walkabout", nor have the Iranian scientists enriched their uranium above 20%, which is the level necessary to create medical isotopes. In order to create weapons, one has to enrich the uranium to above 90%, which flat out hasn't happened.

The IAEA has reported nothing to date to indicate that the Iranian government is building a nuclear weapon.

On the other hand, Israel, which has nuclear weapons, refuses to become a signatory to the NNPT, nor will it allow its nuclear sites to be inspected. Saudi Arabia's Prince Turki Al-Faisal is absolutely right to suggest that the US should encourage Israel to let go of its nuclear weapons; unfortunately, that's only going to happen when pigs fly.

But let's say, for the point of argument, that Iran is truly in the process of developing a nuclear weapon; in light of the fact that the US gave both Iran and the world a very concrete object lesson in what can happen to a country without a nuclear deterrent as it did with the invasion and occupation of Iraq, who can blame them?!?

Tourism Suppression Agency at work

American Scofflaw

"Look, humiliating Americans and giving them sexually transmitted diseases is our job, dammit! And you better get used to it, too! We will give up our rubber gloves when you pry them from our cold, dead, hands!!!!!!"

Friday, January 28, 2011

Welcome to the New World Order

I want a job like that!!

Raped on top of a police car????

Panel blames the Fed for financial crisis

American Scofflaw

The spin is already coming out that the blame for the economic disaster is spread far and wide and since it would be unfair to single out any one perpetrator for punishment, that we should all just let the bankers continue on their way with their ill-gotten wealth.

There are two reasons to dump this argument.

1. The fact that there are a million robberies is not a reason not to jail the one robber you have in handcuffs.

2. I agree the blame for the financial disaster is spread far and wide. So are telephone poles and rope. It is unfair to punish just one, so let us punish them all.


Pentagon Demands Congress Pass 2011 Military Funding


The Gay Secretary

"DEMANDS"?!?

Excuse me, but isn't the Pentagon supposed to be under the civilian control of the White House and Congress?!?


Israel Fears Regime Change in Egypt

The Gay Secretary

"You. House Boy. Barry. Barack. Whateveryournameis.

You send a bunch of your kids to kill the Egyptians and keep our puppet in place.

Right now! Or else!"








Just isn't worth it!!

American Scofflaw

The US government may come crashing down, choking in its insolvency and inability to pay its bills.

The people of this country are tapped out economically, underemployed, and overtaxed: there is no money left for any increase in taxes.

The mere printing of more money (cutely characterized by the Fed as "quantitative easing" just devalues the worth of existing currency, and is manifesting as rampant inflation.

Obesity new US national security issue

American Scofflaw

Not that I support the wars, but there is an easy answer to the obesity epidemic and that is to stop adding chemicals to food that make people gain weight, such as MSG, Aspartame, and SBGH.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Hooray: Homeland Security is protecting us from Muslims at the Super Bowl

The Gay Secretary

Two years of planning have produced a comprehensive plan for North Texas Super Bowl security, officials said Friday.

The plan is intended to safeguard locations around the region when an estimated 200,000 visitors join local residents at hundreds of events during the week of the February 6th Super Bowl.

Officials with a dozen federal, state and local law enforcement agencies demonstrated parts of the plan Friday in an Arlington parking lot near Cowboys Stadium where the game will be played.

They are all laughing at how stupid and easy to rob you were!

American Scofflaw

Then Wall Street got caught. Investors and foreign banks demanded Wall Street buy back the fraudulent MBS and make good on the credit default swaps. But the losses threatened to sink the criminal firms behind the fraud, so they turned to their good buddies in the US Federal Government, who decided to help (as they had back during the S&L melt-down of the 1980s) by transferring the losses from Wall Street onto the backs of the American people. That is what the "Toxic Assets" the government had been buying up with your money really are; the fraudulent Mortgage-backed securities.

$14 trillion and counting, and all on the backs of the American people. Those toxic assets, being fraudulent to begin with, can never pay a return, despite the promises of the politicians. That is why the banks are confiscating Americans' homes with "fraudclosures" while the Federal Government looks the other way! They pulled a fast one on you and so far, they think they got away with it!


Obama the love child?


Abercrombie's reversal on his promise to deliver the Obama Birth Certificate has re-ignited this birther nonsense and World Net Daily and Rush Limbaugh are having a field day with it.


To me, it just does not make sense that Obama could fail the most basic requirement to run for President, and not see Hillary Clinton and John McCain use it to get Obama out of their way.

I still think that this birth certificate is a non-issue and is being waved around as a distraction from the Wall Street Mortgage-Backed Securities fraud and the government's willing complicity in the 'fraudclosures' used to save the banks from default by confiscating the private homes of Americans. Worse, this could easily backfire and make Obama look like a victim of dirty politics going into the 2012 election season.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Just in case you missed this important story earlier in the week...

Tim Geithner Says The United States Is Insolvent

axpayer money to repurchase the fraudulent mortgage-backed securities


American Scofflaw
The short version is that the Fed handed out a bunch of taxpayer money to repurchase the fraudulent mortgage-backed securities, and because of this new accounting change, is transferring those bad assets into the US Treasury.

Monday, January 17, 2011

upon receiving a sample, it turned out not to be made of silver, and is most likely lead.

Have patience. Time is on the side of the people.

The Gay Secretary

This intense focus on groping and 'cancerizing' Americans betrays a fact of life. The US Government is not afraid of Al Qaeda and Osama bin Deadforawhile. The US Government is terrified of you, the American people. They are trying to compensate for that fear by being a bully and trying to make you afraid of them.

The US Government is afraid of 300 million Americans, driven to the point of insanity by repression, understanding that the banks and government have created their starvation, homelessness, and privations, able to walk into banks, courts, government buildings, and tax offices, armed with ceramic knives that cannot be detected by current technology.

So the checkpoints are going up, and therein lies the eventual doom of the government.

States with intense internal controls on their people cannot compete economically with nations whose governments trust their population. That was one reason the USSR was never able to compete with the USA of that era. It is why the USA of today is rapidly falling behind other nations.

DHS and TSA are intentionally destroying this nation, because a nation under lock-down is a nation that cannot function, and cannot compete in a free world. The US Government has already lost. They are doomed, not from some mythical terror threat or from the American people, but by their own hand and their own greed and ineptitude. They simply refuse to see it. Addicts are like that.


Sunday, January 16, 2011

It's all good...plenty of S**t for everyone



The Gay Secretary...
Believe me...I hear ya!!

Above The Law and Answers To No One

Freedom or slavery. Time to choose.

The Gay Secretary

This is as close to an admission as you will ever get. The Federal Reserve and the US Government screwed up the economy and their only solution to fix it is to loot the public. They will never stop. They have no reason to stop. Until the people give them a reason to stop. Iceland did it. Tunisia just did it. Greece is about to do it. So is Ireland. So is the rest of the world.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Hee hee hee hee hee hee...Oh man I can't even keep a straight face on all this shit any more

The Gay Secretary

Given that the American people are already suffering excessive taxation, we are about to embark on a program of drastic cost-cutting, including ending the wars, no more bailouts to crooked Wall Street corporations, shutting down the Federal Reserve, and of course, no more funding to Israel.... Hee hee hee hee hee hee...

Oh man I can't even keep a straight face on all this shit any more. Maybe a botox shot would keep me from smiling long enough to pull this off. Is that camera still on? Okay, lemme try again. (Ahem) Given that the American people are already suffering excessive taxation ... aw, who am I kidding.

We know we're going to save our credit rating by screwing the people out of their last few pennies and why pretend otherwise? Once we end those silly first and second amendments, and shoot enough malcontents, the rest of the sheep will line up for fleecing because the churches will tell them that is the only way to get into heaven, right?

Render unto Caesar and all that crap, right?


Bluster, Bullying, and Bullshit do not work any more; I told the regular doctors they were full of shit and have avoided them ever since

Government and corporate America are still stuck in the 1950s mode of handling problems, and still do not comprehend the very real change to societal information flow brought about by the internet. Bluster, Bullying, and Bullshit do not work any more, yet government and corporate media still play the game that way because they know nothing better. Therein lies our hope for their eventual collapse, opening the door to a better future.

As for the chiropractor story, I had a back injury resulting from tripping over a C-stand on a soundstage. I was in hideous pain for several months, and the conventional doctors loaded me up with very expensive pain medications with very terrible side effects, and workman's comp told me I was faking it, and to shaddup and go back to work.

There was a chiropractor's office right next door to where I was working on a project, so one lunch I decided I had nothing left to lose and walked in. Three weeks later my back pain was gone and never came back. I told the regular doctors they were full of shit and have avoided them ever since.

Corrected to reflect modern sensibilities

Not to mention these sensibilities

Our wonderful environmentalists stick it to 'em

American Scofflaw

These radio tags on penguins, which may be killing them, and in any event slows down the penguins to the point where the radio data is meaningless, because it doesn't reflect the behavior of the non-tagged penguins.

That about cover it?


F.R.A.U.D. - The Federal Reserve's Accounting Unit

Thursday, January 13, 2011

What in hell were THEY thinking?!?

I still have two questions

The Gay Secretary

1, Was Jared on anti-depressants?

2. Was there a closer relationship between Jared and Gabriella than we are being told, or more to the point, did Jared believe there was a close relationship?

This is a Scam Alert...Take Note

Come on you laughed; admit it

Renewed vigor? Are you on DRUGS?!?

American Scofflaw

The only place the economy is looking good is Wall Street as they hand themselves record bonuses plundered from confiscated homes, looted to pay for the collapse of the fraudulent mortgage-backed securities bubble; the biggest financial swindle since the South Seas Bubble of 1720!

TSA is running a holiday groping special...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Anyone besides me notice that the media's focus is entirely on the wounded congresswoman while ignoring all the dead people?

The Gay Secretary

Arizona Chief U.S. District Judge John M. Roll Killed in Tucson Attack

As of this writing, Loughner hasn't said whether it was the judge or the Congresswoman who was the intended target. The judge did have enemies, mostly from his supporting of illegal immigrants suing homeowners who shot at them.

I wondered about this until Eric Cantor put a hold on Congress and the ADL started screaming about anti-Semitics being behind the attack. That is when the light went on. Congresswoman Giffords is Jewish!

Remember back when Columbia crashed? The media lionized Israel's passenger on the shuttle (same man who had flown the raid that bombed Iraq's power station) to the exclusion of all the other crew members. It was almost sickening to see the US media making a hero out of Ilian Ramon and treating the other victims of the Columbia disaster as if they were background scenery only.

We are apparently seeing the same again today. A wounded Congresswoman takes the center stage, while the people actually killed are relegated to the status of a footnote!

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