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Friday, January 14, 2011

Hee hee hee hee hee hee...Oh man I can't even keep a straight face on all this shit any more

The Gay Secretary

Given that the American people are already suffering excessive taxation, we are about to embark on a program of drastic cost-cutting, including ending the wars, no more bailouts to crooked Wall Street corporations, shutting down the Federal Reserve, and of course, no more funding to Israel.... Hee hee hee hee hee hee...

Oh man I can't even keep a straight face on all this shit any more. Maybe a botox shot would keep me from smiling long enough to pull this off. Is that camera still on? Okay, lemme try again. (Ahem) Given that the American people are already suffering excessive taxation ... aw, who am I kidding.

We know we're going to save our credit rating by screwing the people out of their last few pennies and why pretend otherwise? Once we end those silly first and second amendments, and shoot enough malcontents, the rest of the sheep will line up for fleecing because the churches will tell them that is the only way to get into heaven, right?

Render unto Caesar and all that crap, right?


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