The Gay Secretary
Bin Laden died of natural causes in 2001 and even FOX News reported it once before it was realized that a live supervillain is much more useful for manufacturing wars than a dead one.
But too many people became aware of that deception so President Obama photoshopped up a bunch of fake dead Bin Ladens last month as a (now clearly failed) launch to his 2012 re-election campaign, then called for "Miss Congeniality" to assume the Al Qaeda crown.
Problem is, like the real Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahri is already long dead, reported killed in 2006.
Bin Laden died of natural causes in 2001 and even FOX News reported it once before it was realized that a live supervillain is much more useful for manufacturing wars than a dead one.
But too many people became aware of that deception so President Obama photoshopped up a bunch of fake dead Bin Ladens last month as a (now clearly failed) launch to his 2012 re-election campaign, then called for "Miss Congeniality" to assume the Al Qaeda crown.
Problem is, like the real Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahri is already long dead, reported killed in 2006.
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