Friday, June 17, 2011

The real Osama Bin Laden worked for CIA during the USSR's invasion of Afghanistan, and his older brother Salem Bin Laden was business partners with Ge

The Gay Secretary

Bin Laden died of natural causes in 2001 and even FOX News reported it once before it was realized that a live supervillain is much more useful for manufacturing wars than a dead one.

But too many people became aware of that deception so President Obama photoshopped up a bunch of fake dead Bin Ladens last month as a (now clearly failed) launch to his 2012 re-election campaign, then called for "Miss Congeniality" to assume the Al Qaeda crown.

Problem is, like the real Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahri is already long dead, reported killed in 2006.

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