Saturday, March 19, 2011

The reason for the media jokes should be obvious

The Gay Secretary

General Electric designed those six reactors now showering the north Pacific with radioactive debris. Lawsuits alone will lead to trillions in losses, plus cancellation of future sales of that design, not to mention premature shutdown of existing reactors.

The entire nuclear power industry is facing extinction and the only way they can survive this disaster is to convince the American people that this is no big deal, there is no danger, and the whole thing is just a silly joke that is all the fault of those gosh-darned Japanese.

So GE (which owns NBC, MSNBC, CNBC and a whole lot of other media) has sent out the orders to just make fun of the whole situation, and insult anyone who dares express concern over the radioactivity and safety issues.

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