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Monday, February 7, 2011

A message from Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton

"Well gang, Israel has ordered us to crush the Democracy movement in Egypt and keep their puppet in power.

Your job is to explain to the nations where you are stationed (without needing to spend too much bribe money) that even though the United States stands for Democracy, for the principle of "consent of the governed", and the inalienable right to alter or abolish a government proven destructive of the common good, that in this case we're just gonna have to chuck all that nonsense because Israel told us too, and by golly, that settles that!

So crank up the bullshit generators and dust off those compromising videos of the top leaders. It's gonna be a tough sales job, but that is just the way it has to be.

If we don't do what Israel tells us to do, they'll blow the whistle on who really did 9-11, and then we are all toast!"----Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

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