Poor Bernie will "die" and go to the Caymans and spend the rest of his life playing Canasta with Ken Lay!

The Gay Secretary

Bernie Madoff had little to lose by confessing to masterminding the world's biggest Ponzi scheme -- he's dying of cancer, sources told The Post.

Madoff, who is serving 150 years at a North Carolina federal lockup after pleading guilty to swindling more than $65 billion, has been telling fellow inmates he does not have much longer to live.