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Friday, August 1, 2008

Real, My Buttocks


The Gay Secretary

Actually, they were never a turn-on in the first place. But when you are a guy dating a girl who has spent thousands of dollars on implants, your chances of getting laid go DOWN if you dare tell that girl anything less than she is beautiful or that maybe huge breasts look rather bizarre.

The Gay Secretary’s rule of the tit is that anything more than a mouthful is a waste. Big titties are actually scary close-up, and I think the only people who truly think huge breasts are a good thing are the manufacturers and surgeons who make a living off of them.

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