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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Scare 'em Voodoo

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This image was lifted from a popular video game, but utilized as Scofflaw propaganda to unhinge people. This computer generated image posted on terror forums depict what would happen if a nuclear attack took place in Washington D.C

Sneak Attack

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And you thought this only occurred with your ex.

The IRS is Here

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The IRS apparently freelancing as Gestapo, but then theses allegations have been made before by other people at other times, haven't they?

Did W do it?

By Elie Peter

2,973 humans died with the attacks of 9/11. "Bin Laden" and "Al Qaeda", the Bush clan cried. The world believed themm. In the meantime even scientists doubt the Bush version. Now, Swiss university professors Albert A. Stahel and Daniele Ganser raise new questions.

"Something is not correct", says strategy expert Stahel in "World Week", and here he refers to the "incomplete" official US Government 9/11 Report of 2004.

The university professor confirms his criticism in BLICK: "Osama Bin Laden cannot be 'the large godfather' behind the attacks. He did not have enough means of communication".

Dr. Stahel doubts that a passenger airliner crashed into the Pentagon: "For trainee pilots it is actually impossible to crash into the building so exactly. Seven hours after the Twin Towers collapsed, the World Trade Center Building 7 next to it also collapsed. The official version: It burned for a long time. Nothing at all is clear."

Raising questions along with Stahel is historian Dr. Daniele Ganser, his colleague at the University of Zurich. Dr. Ganser also calls the official US version "a conspiracy theory".

"There are three theories, which we should treat equally":

1. "Surprise theory" - Bin Laden and Al Qaeda implemented the attacks.

2. "Let it happen on purpose" - The US Government knew the Al Qaeda plans and did not react in order to legitimize a series of wars.

3. "Made it happen on purpose" - The attacks were actually planned and orchestrated by the Pentagon and/or US secret services.

Ganser: "3,000 humans were sacrificed for strategic interests. The more we research, the more we doubt the Bush version. It is conceivable that the Bush government was responsible. Bush has lied so much already! And we already know that the US government planned an operation in 1962 [Operation Northwood] that was approved by the Pentagon that would have sacrificed innocent US citizens for the government's own interests."

It's Me Again


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Credit Crash Spawns New Breed of Old Bloodsucker.

All in the Family

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Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Scofflaw
cause I'm in need of some restraint.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

They're Coming for Jon Boy


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Another potential victim of Scofflaw Nation, this time by his own hand.

Rachael Ray Dust Up

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Are these jokers kidding???

Cutie Nudie Scofflaw

He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000
TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

Scofflaw Bozos

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I absolutely will not comply with this. Those bozos at the security gates are not competent to handle sophisticated electronics (or they wouldn't have to work as security bozos) and I have already lost one laptop to their idiocy.

Hey, There Blogger



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Rove accused McClellan of sounding like a "left-wing blogger."

Carbon Belch Day



Conservative grassroots group Grassfire.org wants people to waste as much energy as possible on June 12 by "hosting a barbecue, going for a drive, watching television, leaving a few lights on, or even smoking a few cigars."

The point: the group wants to "help Americans break free from the 'carbon footprint guilt' being imposed by Climate Alarmists."

#%&*$ Scofflaws

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The economy's in the tank. Corporate profits are down. Business owners are having just as hard a time getting loans as wannabe homeowners.So you'd think that businesses would be treating their patrons like royalty, right? That this would be exactly the right time for businesses to coddle their customers? Wrong. When the economic going gets tough, some companies apparently get tough-minded about customer service, squeezing out the last dime of profit by cutting back on critical customer-facing positions such as phone personnel.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Warning: This is NOT A JOKE


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The guy's name really is Gaywood.

Russian Scammers

eTrade should have caught this obviously fraudulent transaction, but they didn't.

What Are Theses Scofflaws Up To?

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Is Abe Foxman and the ADL training US Police to be their private armies?

Zeig Heil, Baby

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Last week, a measure creating a federal fingerprint registry totally unrelated to national security passed a U.S. Senate committee almost without notice. The legislation would require thousands of individuals working even tangentially in the mortgage and real estate industries — and not suspected of anything — to send their prints to the feds.

Barack as Bogeyman

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We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California----Hillary Clinton

Just 60%???

Over 60% of People ...

More Open Borders, Please

Posted: Tuesday, May 27 at 06:00 am CT by Bob Sullivan

Like arriving home to see a broken window, Holli knew something was wrong when she pulled up the statement from her new 401(k) account and saw a stranger's name there. Under her name and account information, she found a second name: Paulino Rodriguez. But was it an accident, random vandalism or a serious crime? She opened the virtual door to her account and sorted through the broken glass. Her worst fears would soon be confirmed.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Make A Box

'Black Box' Data File Created Before Actual 'Black Box' Was Recovered?

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It looks like the data on which claims that the passenger jet was too high to hit the Pentagon are based on a data file that was created before the actual crash recorder was found.

That's My Girl



Kookify Them

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Please remember one thing: the person advocating for violence is usually some kind of undercover officer or agent, trying desperately to "kookify" your cause.

Trash the Constitution

By Ray McGovern

Dear Admiral Fallon,

I have not been able to find out how to reach you directly, so I drafted this letter in the hope it will be brought to your attention.

First, thank you for honoring the oath we commissioned officers take to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States from all enemies, foreign and domestic. At the same time, you have let it be known that you do not intend to speak, on or off the record, about Iran.

But our oath has no expiration date. While you are acutely aware of the dangers of attacking Iran, you seem to be allowing an inbred reluctance to challenge the commander in chief to trump that oath, and to prevent you from letting the American people know of the catastrophe about to befall us if, as seems likely, our country attacks Iran.

Two years ago I lectured at the Naval Academy in Annapolis. I found it highly disturbing that, when asked about the oath they took upon entering the academy, several of the "Mids" thought it was to the commander in chief.

This brought to my mind the photos of German generals and admirals (as well as top church leaders and jurists) swearing personal oaths to Hitler. Not our tradition, and yet…

I was aghast that only the third Mid I called on got it right – that the oath is to protect and defend the Constitution, not the president. (cont'd)

Stop Laughing OPEC

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Have members of the House gone completely insane, or is this simply some calculated posturing ahead of the election? The problem here is the decline of the dollar; something the folks in Washington haven't been able to remedy. Finally, who or what is going to enforce such a suit? The police, US federal marshalls, the American military( a military that is currently in complete decay, by the way)? I think you can stop laughing now OPEC.

Shaddduppppp

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If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. They did not find anything they claimed was in Iraq, and somehow, in Feith's deranged mind, that equals a credible WMD threat.

We're all Scofflaws


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Is Hillary getting ready for a tax payer bailout???

Like Minded

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U.S. military personnel at Guantanamo Bay allegedly softened up detainees at the request of Chinese intelligence officials who had come to the island facility to interrogate the men -- or they allowed the Chinese to dole out the treatment themselves, according to claims in a new government report.

The Body Strikes Back

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Drug War Scam

Straight Talk

The 600 billion dollar illegal drug trade is the Achilles heel of the ruling elite. Attacking it is probably the single most effective way of fighting the New World Order. Although the monopolistic sale of illegal drugs is not the only source of income for the ruling elite, it is the main source of finance for the 'Matrix', the evil machine that keeps the entire system together.

More than 90% of illegal drugs are sold by rogue government agencies close to the ruling elite, which explains why law enforcement all over the world has been so utterly unsuccessful at combatting them, even in police states such as Singapore. Drug prohibition is not about preventing the sale and use of harmful drugs. It is about keeping the competition out and ensuring maximum profits. Highly publicised seizures of drug deliveries and drug dealers are merely 'perception management'. They are either staged or cases of enforcing the government monopoly. Either way it is about creating and maintaining the illusion that something is been done about the drug problem.

The inflated profits from this government enforced, tax payer funded monopoly are used to pay for the 'Matrix' or 'shadow government'. These are parts and - mostly illegal - activities of the government that are outside of the legal and budgetary control of the elected Constitution

How ya doin, man?


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Rumsfeld greets old pal Saddam

Monday, May 19, 2008

Take it Slow, Take it Fast BUT Take It

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The above title really needs to be on every single California state license plate, don't you think?

Shhhhh



Do me a favor,open the door and let em in

Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor,open the door and let em in
oo yeah let em in

Paul McCartney

The U.S. State Department has issued an alert, warning travelers that the "equivalent to military small-unit combat" is taking place across the southern U.S. border and as far north as Dallas, TX

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Young Girl Takes Down a Scofflaw

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Sexy clip of girl in bikini flipping an old man

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Agriscofflaws

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I thought those were GREAT hot dogs!

Ouch

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Somebody bleeped up

Thursday, May 15, 2008

W's Top 10 Hits


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Less than eight months to go, folks.

"It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

George W. Bush

'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

George W. Bush

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

George W. Bush

"Well, I think if you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness."

George W. Bush

"There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again."

George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

George W. Bush

”I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

George W. Bush

"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press’s mind at ease that you’re not being denied information you shouldn’t see.”

George W. Bush

“I will not withdraw [from Iraq], even if Laura and Barney Frank are the only ones supporting me.”

George W. Bush

"Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA-who is black), you’re doing a heck of a job.”

George W. Bush

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

You’ll Get Yours Mister

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Check out the threat along with that twisted smile.

Karl, Karl, Karl

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The committee will huff, puff, possibly issue a subpoena or two, and then do.....absolutely nothing.It is obvious that members of the 110th congress have collectively had their spines removed before starting their term of office.

Now Children, Behave Yourself


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La Dolce Scofflaw.
Calling them the "poster children for identity theft," U.S. Attorney Patrick L. Meehan said yesterday that he would seek five-year terms for a young Center City couple who used the good names and credit of others to finance a yearlong, $119,000 spending spree.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Suppressers


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I’ll Do Anything to keep it from Rising

The Fools

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Is it me, or can you feel a draft?

Love, Swedish Style


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Ummmmmmmm ... okay.

Presenting: Mr. Bill O'Reilly

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And remember, I luvvv Bill

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Separated by Language

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Great tits enjoying the warmer weather - so far

Global Warming: Ka-Ching

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And still more from the man who invented the internet.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Let’s Play, This Is Your Life—“08

Sexy Lady Report


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Eavesdropping is easy. All it takes is a two-minute software install and someone can record your calls and monitor your text messages. They can even set up systems to be automatically alerted when you dial a certain number, then instantly patched into your conversation. Anyone who can perform a basic internet search can find the tools and figure out how to do it in no time.

But the scarier stuff is what your phone can do when you aren't even using it.

Naturally, when I am not using it, I leave my cell phone sitting on the radio .. tuned to a bible-banger station!

Crude Rising--May '08

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"Yeee-HAAAAA, the yacht's paid for!!!!" -- Oil company executives

Is Big Time Mentally Ill?

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Cheney: Bagdad's Disneyland-Style Amusement Park Is Evidence That Things Are Going 'Swimmingly' In Iraq...

This reminds me of that classic scene in "Apocalypse Now" where Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (played by Robert Duvall) takes his men surfing on the beach while a major firefight continues behind them.

Don't Tax Me, Don't Tax Thee, Tax That Man Behind The Tree

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The liberals are sick.

In the latest debate over gas taxes, Harvard Professor and best selling author of economic texts, Greg Mankiw, came out in favor of even HIGHER gas taxes.

This morning the Harvard prof woke up to read that Massachusetts officials are " are studying a plan to levy a 2.5% annual tax on the portion of college endowments that exceed $1 billion."

Mankiw took the whole thing in stride. He proposed that, should the tax be implemented, Harvard should move.

The S**t will Hit the Fan

American Scofflaw
The same crap that got us in over our heads in Iraq and Afghanistan is again being utilized. Just check out the quotes from long ago and notice how they're being dusted off again---this time for Iran. People, it's happening all over again.

Look for this Character to Skate

Major Donor Admits Hiring Prostitute to Smear Witness

The biggest political donor in New Jersey pleaded guilty on Wednesday to trying to compromise a witness in a campaign finance investigation by setting him up with a prostitute and secretly videotaping the sexual encounter. The plea came in a case that the federal prosecutor called a clear example of corruption in the state's political culture.

The donor, Charles Kushner, a real estate developer who has contributed millions of dollars to Democrats, is expected to serve 18 to 24 months in prison under his agreement with the United States attorney's office. He pleaded guilty to filing false tax returns and campaign finance reports in addition to one count of retaliating against a witness.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Ignore The Bastards

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one day
, In the merry merry month of May; I was taken by surprise, ...

Get up and GO...GO....GO

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They're leaving rocket fuel in the water.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Slave Man Seeks Bitch

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He's looking to take YOU down. Are you man enough for Michael?

Make 'em Work

"All furniture in this office was built by Federal Prison inmates." -- Actual plaque on the wall of Janet Reno's office at the Department of Justice.

Camera Crap

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Catch Some Real Criminals

Scofflaw Weasel

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Now then, just climb into this airplane and we'll drop you over Teh... What's that? You want US to send OUR kids to strike Iran? You don't want to go? Yeah, I guess form the point of view of your own selfish ass, that's the prudent course.

Marines Invade NY

The Mentally Challenged

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Longshoremen are unloading 6,700 tons of sand contaminated with depleted uranium and lead today, said Chad Hyslop, spokesman for the disposal company American Ecology. The BBC Alabama arrived at the Port of Longview (WA) Saturday afternoon with the 306 containers carrying the contaminated sand from Camp Doha, a US Army base in Kuwait

Gas Scofflaws Server MIA

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Here is a list of gas stations in Michigan who in the past two years were Found to be in violation of setting their pumps to not give a full gallon Of gas.

Document Removed from Server

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Judge Is A Pig

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Don't Taser Me 'Bro

The Lesbians Are Coming, The Lesbians Are Coming,

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Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of lesbians far and near,
On the third of May, in twenty-o-eight;
Hardly a Smith man is now alive
Who dare stand against this horrible fate.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

George W. in Gay Lover Tryst?

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Was the DC Madam also providing male prostitutes to the Washington DC elite?
If so, killing would be a National Security objective: For the good of the GOP
George W. in Gay Lover Tryst?
Gary Fleming

While searching for "DC Madam Murdered" videos, I came upon one video (George W Bush named in gay love triangle) claiming George W. Bush had sexual relations with Victor Ashe.

Then, I thought, if the DC Madam was providing prostitutes to the Washington DC elite, was she also providing male prostitutes? This would put a new and more dangerous slant on her "evidence". If she was able to prove that she provided male prostitutes to the Vice- President or to White House staffers or even to the president, she would definitely be a liability. In fact, in this scenario, killing her would be a National Security objective: For the good of the country.

The most obvious and well-documented homosexual intrusion into the White House was by male prostitute and "press reporter" James D. Guckert, who used the alias Jeff Gannon. Mr. Guckert was granted daily passes to White House briefings while writing for a Web site run by a Republican operative in Texas.

The episode raised questions about who was a legitimate journalist and how access to the White House was granted. It also brought about many other questions as Mr. Guckert also visited the White House many other times when there was no press briefing. The only problem is that the White House will not divulge the name of the person(s) he was visiting and the reasons for his extraordinary visits.

I would imagine that he visited Karl Rove, considering the obvious work he was doing in the press room. But, there is no way to really know if he was performing any "professional" services on anyone in the White House.

One thing is to suggest that Dick Cheney had some business relations with the DC Madam. It would be totally devastating for the presidency and the Republican Party if the American public would learn that this relationship was homosexual in nature.

Of course, this is all pure conjecture, and we'll never know the truth.


http://garyfleming.net/

AS Girl With Friend


Mickey Kantor Bombs Away

Great if You're a Pawnbroker

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Soooo, W thinks things are going to turn around, does he.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

What do You Want From me, Already

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"Shit, what do you people want? When you elected me, you knew I had bankrupted an oil company. You knew I was an alcoholic and a drug user. You knew I had even gone AWOL from a cushy National Guard job. And after all this, you give me eight years to mess with the US economy? I am sure I met all your expectations. You got a headache? Take two aspirins and don't call me in the morning." ----W

Again, With This Broad?

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"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when ... "

Rebates for Scofflaws

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If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless nicknacks it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

One for All, and All for Coke

Global Warming Scam

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"So, never mind the cold weather, global warming is still real and you better pay that carbon-tax and do what we tell you to do or YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATHS AND BURN IN HECK FOREVER!!!!!"

Conscience Calling

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Erick Turner, a psychiatry professor at the Oregon State Health and Sciences University, woke up one day and realized that he was acting as a shill for pharmaceutical corporations. Worse, he was promoting drugs that not only provide very little benefit, but also do great harm. In spite of the benefits paid to him, including accommodations and thousands of dollars, and the ego satisfaction of being recognized as a "Very Important Person" by his fellow physicians, his conscience wouldn't let him continue.

Parking Tickets

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Can I pay my tickets here?

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